Written September 12, 2025
Hello Dear Readers,
This morning, I was awakened an hour earlier than planned by two forces of nature: my wife and our kitten, Arty. Arty has officially declared our bed part of her kingdom, and apparently, my feet are her sworn enemies. Nothing says “good morning” like a four-pound ball of fur launching a surprise attack at your toes.
But here’s the thing—I kind of love it. Watching her bounce around like she’s had three espressos before sunrise makes me feel oddly calm and ridiculously happy. I’m starting to think kittens are cheaper than therapy (though with the vet bills incoming, maybe not by much).
Fueled by Arty’s 6 a.m. pep talk, I decided to get out of bed and put on my running clothes. Naturally, Arty sat on the blanket, staring at me like, “Sure, go ahead, human. Run. I’ll be here conquering invisible monsters.” Fridays are a 5K day, and thanks to my tiny furry alarm clock, I hit the pavement early. By noon, I’d already knocked out my to-do list. Honestly, I felt unstoppable—like I’d unlocked some secret productivity cheat code called cat ownership + cardio.
When I got home, Arty and I had a little fetch training session. Yes, you read that right—I’m teaching a cat to fetch. She’s not perfect, but she’s leagues ahead of where she started. Sometimes she’ll go on a 20-fetch streak like an Olympic champion, and other times she taps out after three rounds and collapses dramatically on my lap. Either way, I’m basically the proud parent at her recital.
My wife has been bonding with Arty too. After losing our previous cat, Gambi, years ago, she promised herself she’d spend more time with this one. And she has—whether it’s cuddling on the couch or chasing fleas with a comb like it’s a full-time job.
Tomorrow is Arty’s big day: her first vet appointment. She’ll get her checkup, vaccines, and a follow-up plan for October. We’ve even collected a stool sample (because nothing says romance like discussing cat poop with your spouse). We just hope the car ride doesn’t freak her out too much.
So, yes, my days now start with kitten chaos, mid-morning runs, and poop samples in the fridge. But honestly? I wouldn’t trade it. Arty might be small, but she’s already teaching me how to live bigger, run earlier, and laugh more often.
